Send me a random story you wrote that matches a picture on my site. I'll post it up here!

I'm looking for some fun things to read and chance for you guys to post something you want to put out there so,
send me a random story you wrote that matches a picture on my site.  I'll post it up here!
My site:
http://www.kenney-mencher.com/
Tell me which image you want me to post with your story.  Also if you have a website or a short bio I want to post that with your story.

Here's my email address 
kmencher@ohlone.edu